| Team Name | Year | Season | League | Div | MVPs | Fastest 501 | PPD |
| Tuesday Night League | |||||||
| Cant Hit Doubles | 2026 | win | weds | B | 68 | 21 | 16.1 |
| Cant Hit Doubles | 2025 | win | weds | B | 61 | 27 | 14.4 |
| Can't Hit Doubles | 2025 | sum | weds | B | 58 | 32 | 12.5 |
| Cant Hit Doubles | 2025 | fal | weds | AA | 87 | 24 | 16.9 |
| Thursday Night League | |||||||
| Cant Hit Doubles | 2026 | win | thursday | B | 67 | 17 | 16.9 |
| Can't Hit Doubles | 2025 | sum | thursday | B | 57 | 26 | 14.1 |
| Cant Hit Doubles | 2025 | fal | thursday | A | 71 | 28 | 15 |
